Watched UFC 100 last night, and though Brock Lesnar dominated and maintained his title.. I was more impressed by the Henderson / Brisby fight.. My goodness what a knock out! And then the follow on super man punch was just amazing. Never have I felt so good to be an American and had I had my new gun, I probaby would've emptied a mag into the air in joy. I don't mind the British at all but it's that European cockiness I hate. To see one American decisively destroy a Brit -- truly something to marvel at.
Favorite quote after the knock out? "Yeah, he beat the Brit! JUST LIKE IN WW2!" Hilarious.
Club
After the Lesnar fight, I got a call from an Arab friend who was down at the club. We went down there and coincidentally enough there was a bridesmaid party that I was friends with there. Let's just say the level of "Maxxing" out that occurred was uncharted, uncalled for, and absolutely ridiculous. Yes, I got my stage dance on, caught two different drunk girls falling off the stage from below, and finally had to swoop down and pick up a drunk girl to escort her out of the club. Security has never been so happy! Either way it was a great time until after.
Upon meeting up with the Arab dudes and convincing them that dancing with girls was a much better idea than dancing with one another the club closed shortly thereafter. We were all outside and though all but one were unaware I spoke Arabic I broke my lingual silence and screamed, "That girl you're getting a number from IS A MAN YOU IDIOT!" All the Arabs turned and looked at me in surprise. I told them, "Don't look at me, look at him!" Half were surprised, the other half started laughing. Apparently they were just messing around with the Queen in getting her/his number but it was way too much for me. After that, my friend G (who had invited me to come down) talked to some girls about coming back to smoke some hookah with us. The girls picked up on his accent and his less than firm control of the English language and tried to joke with him to their benefit. I flipped the fuck out at this point. I had only had about 8 beers in me, but since I look foreign, too, they had assumed that my grasp of the English language was similar to my friends. Big mistake. I cursed out all three girls, one of which tried apologizing to which I promptly commented on her choice of clothes and the weight that protruded from it. Leaving them all shocked and dismayed with mouths open, I gave them a farewell gift in the form of the finger and marched on out. I hate people trying to take advantage of foreigners like that and I hate people attempting to assume how much somebody else knows... but I love it when they they pay for it. And pay they did. Had I been a woman, I would've probably assaulted them, or had they been men there would have definitely been a scuffle. Lucky them.
Anyways, we went on back to their little apartment and smoked a TON of hookah. I can still taste the grape and apple today! Point of all this? Pics and videos... oh yes... :D Lets hope the KSA don't see! :P
KSA Crew Double the Hookah, Double the fun. Listening to a little Akon The outcast, homeless Kuwaiti guy. Hardcore Ghetto Gangster
Finally, here is some shennanigans with full on, uncensored Arab behavior. Viewers beware!
Rocking to those Block Rockin' Beats!
Getting down to the boogaloo!
Alright, thats it for now. Enjoy your lazy sunday!
i got sick off of hookah before. i don't smoke it, but one time i kept walking by these two guys who smoked it which smelled like koolaid. i liked the smell, but the smoke gave me a sore throat which lead to a full blown cold. at least, "flavored" hookah is better than cigarettes.
Well, GSP won and he's Canadian not American or British.
I hate Lesner
damn firefox! one second...
LOL! You sound different drunk! More relaxed. I like DrunkNolan. did you dance?
@artworkjanalee - that's a big negative ghost rider. i tend to stay away from the Arabic dance. I am a techno man.
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i got sick off of hookah before. i don't smoke it, but one time i kept walking by these two guys who smoked it which smelled like koolaid. i liked the smell, but the smoke gave me a sore throat which lead to a full blown cold. at least, "flavored" hookah is better than cigarettes.
Well, GSP won and he's Canadian not American or British.
I hate Lesner
damn firefox! one second...
LOL! You sound different drunk! More relaxed. I like DrunkNolan. did you dance?
@artworkjanalee - that's a big negative ghost rider. i tend to stay away from the Arabic dance. I am a techno man.
very nice!